It was a joke, really. A training tool the tech squad used during downtime. In the game, you controlled a lone agent who had to dive in front of bullets to protect a slow, pixelated president. The tagline was always:

President Arthur Cole, the 48th President of the United States, was not a soldier. He was a former history professor from Ohio, a man who believed in the power of a handshake and a well-placed anecdote. But today, in the reinforced bunker beneath the G-20 Summit in Oslo, handshakes meant nothing.

Silence.