Pick it up only if you have a friend or family member to play with; solo play is a much flatter experience.
His house’s kitchen was intact, but floating in zero-G. Cereal boxes orbited the fridge. A Zorgon scout ship – all teeth and tentacles – had burrowed into the microwave. The objective appeared: Defeat Zorgon Chef. Retrieve Frozen Pizza Crystal.
He pressed X. The hallway crumbled. He was crying. The game didn’t mock him. The robot appeared again, now fully repaired.
Alex walked upstairs. He didn’t bring the controller.