Horsecore 2008 ❲95% GENUINE❳

The unique feature: a morality system. If you kill human enemies cleanly, you lose "Honor." If you trample them, you gain "Fury." However, the game accidentally flags all movement as "trampling." You cannot walk down a hallway in Chapter 2 without accruing 50 war crimes. The game’s antagonist yells, "You are a monster, a horse without a nation!" while you’re literally just trying to open a door.

The key takeaways from Horsecore 2008 were: horsecore 2008

You have three friends over and want to laugh at the "Post-Kick Orgasmic Slow Motion" cutscene. Skip it if: You have any respect for actual horses, soldiers, or game design. The unique feature: a morality system

The core loop is a janky hybrid: