The item appeared. Isaac touched it. A giant, glowing homing orb of pure divinity surrounded him.
With a final, pathetic bloop sound, the screen went black. tboi crack
Isaac was having a fairly standard run. He was in the Depths, riding a high from a recent Brimstone pickup. He felt unstoppable. He felt like a god. The item appeared
With a sound like a glitched trombone, the room filled with smoke. When it cleared, the boss room contained a singular, floating item: A Dollar . Just a stack of cash. pathetic bloop sound
Isaac’s pants fell down. He was now a doctor.
