Bootleg Gets Bench Pressed (2026)

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In a split second, the tension in the figure's poorly molded spine releases. The arms fly upward with the force of a hydraulic press. The figure doesn't just move; it the reviewer. It catches him under the chin or smacks him squarely in the face, delivering a "bootleg bench press" that would make a WWE champion wince. bootleg gets bench pressed