“You call this entertainment? You have taken has-beens and never-weres, you have marooned them on a rock, you have starved them, and you have broadcast their degradation for a monthly subscription fee of £14.99 plus VAT. You, sir, are not a god. You are a middle manager with a drone license.”
A drone shot of a secluded, craggy island in the Aegean Sea. The sky is the colour of a bruised peach. Lightning flickers in the distance. The title card slams onto the screen: LIVE. UNCUT. HELLENIC HELL. i'm a celebrity... get me out of here greece season 18 ppv