Drunk Monkeys Magazine 〈Legit – 2027〉

The magazine wasn't actually about primates. It was a metaphor. At least, that’s what Julian told people. It was about the "drunk monkey mind"—that chattering, chaotic part of the human psyche that refuses to sit still and wants another drink.

Features diverse styles, though the editors rarely accept rhyming poems. drunk monkeys magazine

"I..." Julian faltered. "I thought it was a metaphorical title." The magazine wasn't actually about primates

"You call this Drunk Monkeys ?" Pops gestured wildly with his cup, spilling wine on the carpet. "You’re too tight, kid. You’re writing like you’re wearing a corset. A drunk monkey wouldn’t write about pie. A drunk monkey would throw the pie. He’d eat the plate. He’d fall in love with the waitress and try to groom her hair for nits right there at the counter." It was about the "drunk monkey mind"—that chattering,

The publication is known for its eclectic and "wide-ranging" nature. While it doesn't adhere to a single rigid theme, it often champions work that:

"Read us the headline piece, Julian!" shouted his ex, Sarah, holding up her phone to record his humiliation. "The one you spent six months agonizing over."

: The magazine featured original short fiction , flash fiction, and poetry.