Florida Man Throws Alligator Through Drive Thru

Upon detention, LaRue was found to have a blood alcohol content (BAC) of 0.18. In a sworn statement, he said, “I caught it in my pool last night. It was acting mean. The drive-thru guy said ‘have a good one,’ but I wanted him to have a real Florida memory.” He later added, “I didn’t throw it at anyone. I threw it through . There’s a difference.”

A small pop-up box in the corner containing the actual police report excerpts (based on the real 2016 incident involving Joshua James at a Wendy's): florida man throws alligator through drive thru

"The alligator was unharmed and released back into the wild. The employee has quit their job. And the taco chain has released a statement confirming that while their food is made fresh, they do not currently source meat from the Everglades." Upon detention, LaRue was found to have a

"The gator, identified by authorities as ‘Mr. Snappy,’ did not want to be there. He was just as confused as the teenage employee currently climbing out the bathroom window." The drive-thru guy said ‘have a good one,’