“Creepy,” Peter muttered.

“Dammit, Lois! My ‘Jocky Jam’ podcasts are buffering again!” he whined.

Peter took a deep breath and shouted at the top of his lungs:

“That’s truancy, Chris. And I think she said ‘subpoena,’” Lois corrected, just as a crash echoed from upstairs.

Lois frowned. “Wait. In the real episode, the bear played a banjo, not a harp.”