((better)): Pier999

Over the years, various theories and speculations have emerged about Pier999's true identity and motivations. Some believe that Pier999 is:

What I appreciate most about the Dreamweaver 5000, though, is its capacity to surprise. During one session, I found myself participating in a wildly absurd tea party with a gathering of sentient, clockwork animals. Another time, I effortlessly played a convincing game of zero-gravity tennis with a stranger on the moon. These experiences were equal parts thrilling and unsettling, like a delicious rollercoaster ride that you never want to end. pier999